This campaign is officially concluded. Thank you everybody who participated, this was always a collaborative project and I count myself very lucky to have conducted this campaign with so many smart, creative people.

Club Evolution

Let me preface this by making one thing clear: I love the Amp Room. It’s my home away from home.

But to be honest, over the years it has become a touch passé for me. It’s always the same gorgeous crowd, perfectly cut and coifed and clothed. The cover charge is obscene, and the drinks are so outrageously expensive that more than once I’ve found myself in the unenviable position of having to choose between being able to purchase another divine wig or having another Ampwell.

So, I had high hopes for Club Evolution. Finally, I thought, a new crowd with which to mingle! New music! A new menu! A new place in which to debut another divine wig!

I was disappointed.

Yes, it is spacious. Sure, the drinks are potable. Okay, the music is tolerable. But once one gets past the initial novelty of Evolution’s eclectically themed rooms (“gangster planet,” “cowboy world,” “fish-thing land,” etc.), it seems more like one of those hands-on science museums for schoolchildren than a sophisticated lounge for adults.

Although the Amp Room caters only to novas, for better or worse, any nova can walk in and feel at home among his or her peers. In contrast, Club Evolution caters primarily to nova wannabes and all that implies.

There, I said it.

Seriously, every time I turned around some sycophant was harassing me for my autograph, or trying to touch my bosom to see if it felt “real,” or demanding that I introduce him to Andy Vance, or trying to show off her new “powers” in fish-thing land. I felt embarrassed. I felt crowded. I felt like a prom queen trapped at a Babylon 5 convention on bad acid, and I couldn’t wait to click my heels and go home.

And by “home,” I mean the Amp Room.

I give Evolution two kisses out of five. Nice idea, flawed execution.



-Glamora

Blog Highlights

Prologue

As it has been some time since my introduction into my new life, along with keeping of the current trends of kin, I feel as I should pen, as it were, my own thoughts in the foolish belief that my own personal journal would be intriguing to anyone but myself. (more)

OOC: time skip update

One of the first acts of the Green administration was to institute a registry of novas and to demand the true identities of all those belonging to nova groups. The QNA refused to comply and sued to keep their membership roster confidential, if only as a stalling tactic. The case eventually made it to the U.S. Supreme Court, which opined that the interests of national security outweighed the QNA's interest in maintaining its privacy. Having anticipated this development, however, the QNA had already transferred its "headquarters" from San Francisco to Montreal. (more)

New Pic

Ok, I dropped the mask finally. I guess showing my age to the younger crowd. :) I guess it doesn't matter in light of recent events. (more)

News and Bullshit

Like, I feel I gotta talk about this shit. Yeah, everyone talks about the fuckin Paris Turbo affair. Haw Haw! I get jokes. Jeezus. So I had a bad fuckin' day. Here's a fuckin' picture and shit. I know you mutherfucks already seen that shit before on yer gossip magazines and shit. So laughs is the fuck up, bitches. (more)

Mark Green

I hate him! (more)

Team Tomorrow Promotional Photo

(more)

N! and W.I.N.N. News Items 1-27-2008

Section X Mounts Major Smuggling Offensive
January 21, 2011 - Last night Section X led an unprecedented raid on a major Medellin smuggling operation off the coast of Canada. According to the Magnificent Mounty, "Today was a tremendous success, and were proud to work with T2M, Hestia on giving the Medellin a butt kicking they won't soon forget!" Project Utopia diplomat Slipstream commented, "We have initiated special protocols especially regarding to these smugglers. Hestia and all of Utopia's branches are ready to do what it takes to put an end to this horrible crime against novas and against all humans." In regards to the successful cooperation of Canadian and Utopian forces Aeon Council member Kelly Tso added, "I'm glad that we were able to help. This is what Project Utopia is all about."

Despite the successful impounding of millions of dollars in stolen weapons, illegal drugs, and forbidden quantum technologies the combined law enforcement effort was unable to capture any of the operations ring leaders, due to the mysterious disintegration of the cabal's operatives as well as 86% of New Hope's population. According to Doctor Benjamin Boxer, "Available information suggests the inhabitants of New Hope were infected with a lethal 'timebomb' virus as a way of forcing them to comply with the operation. Sadly, only one of them could be saved. We can only hope for a cure so this can never happen again."







T2M Smashes Smuggling Ring
January 21, 2011 - Last night a Medellin international smuggling ring was broken up by Team Tomorrow. The operation operated out of New Hope, Canada and is estimated to have trafficked tens of millions in drugs, weapons, and illegal nova technologies. Despite the combined efforts of T2M Europe and local authorities no arrests or indictments were made. When law enforcement agents attempted to capture the operation's ringleaders ever last member of the smuggling operation disintegrated into their base biological components, along with 86% of the population of New Hope. The cause of the mass disintegration remains unknown. (the N! coverage is noticeably bereft of pictures and interviews.)

Blog Highlights

Modern day Slavers - Meet the Directive
Today we have breaking news that will shock and outrage you!

Perhaps some of you have heard of a shadowy organization known as the Directive. But have you also heard that this organization EXPLOITS novas and uses them as slave labor for their hidden bases? (more)

Free Bird
I'm out!!Actually, the Directive agents were surprisingly nice to me. I answered all their questions honestly, of course, though I think they were a little confused as to why I would help a friend rescue the love of her life from unjustified, extralegal detainment. (more)

Loon Balls and Old Bitches!

THE THREE WHATEVER TOUR!(voice returns to normal) Yeah! Shit! Mo'fuckin' shit is right! It'll be cheap and only cost three whatever-the-fucks-you-people-use as money. So, like, money with birds or old ladies on it, oxen, wives, whatever! Jus' bring three of 'em. Like Noah's Arc, except it rocks a bit more and might only destroy less shit than, like, the entire fuckin world. But yeah, there'll be some places in the Americas (both the good and bad ones this time), and, like, all over the mo'fuckin' world. Maybe Mars, I dunno. So yeah, check yer whatever computer magazines and shit to find the right times and shit. It's a mo'fuckin' be startin up in the November, so look fer it and shit. (more)

Club Evolution

At the end of the universe, there is a place where all rules are abandoned.

That place is Club Evolution.

Inspired by the spirit of the nova age and created by Spacetime Operations Laboratories, Club Evolution is a cutting edge interactive experience where your only limitation is your imagination.

Welcome to the next step.

Blog Highlights

Update
Since taking over as Director of Internal Affairs, Jean Splicer has been much less a social butterfly and much more a recluse. She rarely takes direct action in operations, preferring to assign operatives to deal with rogue Utopians. Internal Affairs is a no nonsense business. And most of Utopia is very wary of Splicer. As a result, Utopia is well on the road to recovering the grace it once had before the scandals. (more)



The Bahamas
I just got a tip from a mate of mine that 'Pomps gonna be recording some of his stuff at Compass Point Studios. I bet the weather is nice there. EDIT: Oh my god! I just caught the news...I hope Psychomp is okay. Look at this! (more)








Ferreal, Big Announcement
... THE THREE DOLLAR TOUR! YA HEARDS IT RIGHT HERE! Somma ya fucks mighta heard about it before, but it's legit now! We totally touring the Americas, well, the good ones, starting late Febyary or early- uh... (mutters to self) March!. And we might tour th' rest of the world. That's still up in the airs and shit. (takes a drink)And yeah, it only costs three fucking dollars. And yeah, I totally used the fuckin royal we. (more)





Current XWF Champions!
Silver Circle - La Arana
Red Circle - Termanatrix
Black Circle - Kaiju (more)



New Life
My designation is Hemlock , I am a highly specialized combat unit, If you interfere with my assignments you will be sudued. (more)










Modern day Slavers - Meet the Directive
Today we have breaking news that will shock and outrage you! ... Perhaps some of you have heard of a shadowy organization known as the Directive. But have you also heard that this organization EXPLOITS novas and uses them as slave labor for their hidden bases? (more)

Blog Highlights - More Time Skip Updates

OOC: Time Skip Synopsis
Over the two-year period eclipsed by the IC time skip, Ben's life has remained rather stable. The majority of his excitement comes from assisting Section X with various wildlife and environmental crises, with some emergency medical assistance provided on more rare occasions. He has dated a few guys here and there but nothing serious as developed, and he persists with his schoolboy's crush on the Magnificent Mountie. (more)

Upcomin' News -n- Shit

Okay, sorry. Yeah, like. I totally love the fuck outta Mothman. He's awesome. He rocks. He's supported the shit outta me these last couple years. But if homeboy eats the motherfuckin' peanut butter out of the mutherfucking can one more goddamn time! FUCK! Shit, I swear there may be larva or some shit up in there now! GODDAMN MOTHERFUCK! (more)

'Pomp At It Again
Real Zombies Found in Local Zombie Walk...two men wearing Psychopomp t-shirts were examined by local emergency repsonse personel who determined that they were not, in fact, alive. Attempts to question the pair proved difficult... (more)

Update

Dr. Clayton has been a very busy person over the last three years. Her discovery of the cure for the sterility caused by adrenocillin allowed her stocks to skyrocket. She used the extra income to invest in W.I.N.N. and several other enterprises. Needless to say that now Dr. Clayton is a multimillionaire and is considered a pioneer in the field of medicine as well as one of the premier minds in the world of genetic study. This all had a huge price as her schedule is such that the question of when does she sleep has been become common on the internet. And her social life is all but buried under mountains of paperwork... (more)

VICTORY!!!!!!!!!

PORTMAN CONCEDES! MARK GREEN WILL BE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.A.!!!!!Feel good knowing that you did the right thing by voting for Green, and give thanks to God for this historic win! The tide is turning, believers!! Can you feel it?? (more)

Spacetime Operations Laboratories

We Can't Explain It All Here, But We Know You'll Like It

Can you imagine everyone, no exceptions, getting exactly what they want out of their existence?

Our dream at Spacetime Operations Laboratories is as simple as that.

Our is the path to get what you want.

Live in a neighborhood of people with good morals, strong family values, children that never grow old, and pets that never die!

Know your unborn descendants!

Share the company of those who are no longer alive in this world.

Never suffer any consequences.
Kill yourself over and over and over again.
Destroy planets with a flick of your tentacle.

Alter history.
Invent a better mousetrap.
Impose your ideals on the entire planet!
Live a life of quiet solitude.
Or be a god worshiped by millions.

Be a nova.
Be normal.
Be yourself.

Call 1-800-PHOCK4U or write gordianphock@gmail.com for details.

Spacetime Operations Laboratories

Creating Everybody's Perfect World

Spacetime Operations Laboratories are located in Ann Arbor, Michigan, where we are active contributers to the expanding Michigan science and technologies market.

Blog Highlights

Spacetime Operations Laboratories are hiring!

Today, Spacetime Operations Laboratories are in need of talented individuals to form an extradimensional resource team. Though no experience in the sciences is required, the goal of this team will be to conduct research and exploration in other universes, ultimately yielding data that will be critical to our project of creating a perfect world for everyone, according to everyone's expectations. (more)

You Too Can Be Saved

I know that today's world is a confusing and frightening place. What are these Novas? What role do they play in our world? Are they gods or devils? ... I am here to offer you guidance, and yes salvation. The salvation that our savior Jesus Christ paid to obtain for all of us with his own life. (more)

Pig Iron

That which has come to pass has passed, and knowing what I know now can not change it. Still, my soul, my heart, every fiber of my being cries out for that which is gone...and will find a way to bring him back. (more)

Consequences
Tian Li just joined Team Tomorrow. I guess I should be happy for her, but I'm not completely okay with it. She's gone an awful lot, and when she is back I can just tell that she doesn't want to be here. Last night I just couldn't take it anymore... she was prattling on about Ivy and how he was such an inspiration to her. So I asked her, "Did you fuck him?"

We've been fighting a lot. (more)

N! and W.I.N.N. News Items January 2011

Grand Opening

January 3, 2011 - The Temple of the King, the premier English social club, is pleased to announce the opening of its first United States branch in Washington, DC. Located in the heart of Capitol Hill, this location will be available to members starting on February 1st. Those interested in joining should contact ProjectHestia@gmail.com for an introduction to a current Temple member.

Arson at FBI Headquarters

January 4, 2011 - Three people were injured today in a fire at the Federal Bureau of Investigation building in Dover, Delaware. Early reports indicate the fire started after a security breach. The FBI has not answered requests for comments, but security cameras on the scene captured images of ex-DeVries Elite Violet Lotus leaving the scene. If you have any information as to the whereabouts of Violet Lotus please call our free anonymous tip line at ProjectHestia@gmail.com.

Casting Call

January 5, 2011 - In a press conference held outside of Novelty Consulting headquarters this morning Amanda Wu announced that W.I.N.N. is looking for nova talent for several of its newest shows including Psychoball, Survivor: Outer Space, Late Night with Leviathan, and Dancing with the Novas. In additional to its traditional casting call W.I.N.N. is always paying handsomely for fresh show pitches, and can be contacted at ProjectHestia@gmail.com.

BREAKING

January 6, 2011 - Nassau, Bahamas (BREAKING) - The W.I.N.N. network has just received word that every living person in the city of Nassau has gone missing following an unusual electrical storm over the Carribean resort destination. The city of Nassau is a vital commercial center and home to over 200,000 residents and many thousands more tourists. Developing... (Blog Adventure here.)

2011 Update - Part 3

Elites
In 2011 elites play a more important role in warfare than ever before. Devries Tactical Solutions is still the world's largest private nova military contractor, but their rivals continue to chip away their market share. Argus Agency and the Janissaries have continued to expand, and new competitors like Amanda Wu's Novelty Tactical Solutions and Asura International have further increased the playing field.

News Media
While N!Prime is still the dominant force in world news media, a powerful competitor has emerged out of Hong Kong. The Wu International News Network was formed in 2009 by a consortium of novas dedicated to creating a fair minded alternative to the sensationalism and pro-Utopia bias of the N!Network. While many people have applauded the rise of a rival network critics complain that W.I.N.N. is just trading one set of biases for another.

Teragen
Membership in the Teragen has swelled in the wake of Utopia's multiple scandals and Divis Mal's historic defeat of Caestus Pax over the skies of Boulder two years ago. Despite the defection of founding member Mathematician the Teragen has recruited scores of novas to it's cause and continues to skirmish with T2M, T.A.N.K., Directive, and national forces across the world.

Aberrants
Despite the death of Sophia Rousseau and the breakup of the Project Proteus, the Aberrant movement has doubled in size as of 2011 as a reaction to the increased law enforcement scrutiny of the nova community by the Directive and other law enforcement bodies. Despite the attempts of the Directive to crack down on it the movement now thrives under a mysterious new leader, and is seen by many novas on the run as the only viable alternative to joining the Teragen.

Conclusion
2011 is a much more interesting and dangerous world, and each and every character has a chance to change it for the better... or for the worse. I intentionally avoided going into details about the smaller factions, but watch for updates in the coming weeks on the faction blogs and on other players' journals. And, as always, feel free to send your character inquiries to me at ProjectHestia@gmail.com or shoot an AIM to JKlakowicz. Cheers!

2011 Update - Part 2

The United States
Shortly after being elected president Mark Green expanded the Homeland Security administration's role to include registering and tracking all known superhumans in the United States of America. Despite the outcries of civil liberty groups such as the A.C.L.U. and the Q.N.A. the democratic Congress and Senate overwhelmingly voted in favor of Green's reforms, requiring all superhuman beings within the United States to register their powers and activities with the government. This has led to increased US isolation, strained its relationships with its neighbors and the world community, and led to an increased level of violence as nova rebels, Teragen, and Aberrants clash with the Directive and T.A.N.K. forces.

T.A.N.K.
Despite his anti-nova rhetorick president Mark Green has assembled the second largest nova military force in the county. T.A.N.K. stands for Tactical Anti-Nova Korp, and is an entirely new branch of the military created to catch up to the new paradigms of nova age warfare.

The Directive
In the vacuum created by Utopia's restructuring efforts and T2M's temporary staff shortage, the Directive took an an increasingly frontline role in international law enforcement and confronting rogue novas. By 2011 the Directive's influence in the world has been considerably expanded. While this is seen as a positive development by many of Utopia's critics many worry that the spectre of one Big Brother is just being replaced by another.

National Teams and Civic Defenders
National Teams continue to grow in prominance, and by 2011 most of the world's richest nations have one. Many of the world's richer cities have caught on to this trend and now maintain a single nova on their payroll.

2011 Update - Part 1

The following is a list of publicly available information about the events and major changes between 2008 and 2011. Any more detailed inquiries should be directed to ProjectHestia@gmail.com or on AIM at JKlakowicz.

Aeon Council
At the end of 2008 two of the seven member Aeon Council were killed when Gabriel threw a grenade into one of their meetings. He is wanted and presumed highly dangerous, but there has been surprisingly little effort to arrest him. The council is currently headed by Maxwell Mercer, the great grandson the same Maxwell Mercer that started the organization back in the twenties. Joined by Margaret Mercer, Kelly Tso, and the other council members the reconstituted Aeon Council have enacted sweeping reforms of Project Utopia.

Project Utopia
The new Aeon Council delivered on its promise to reform the organization by enacting a number of sweeping reforms. Justin Laragione was forced to resign in disgrace and is currently serving as a consultant to Doctors Without Borders and other NGO's. He was replaced by former Internal Affairs director Athena Boyd, who in turn appointed Jean Splicer to her previous position. With the help of Project Hestia's new Director Julia Kaschek they waged a waged a very successful anti-corruption campaign and prosecuted several high ranking former Proteus agents. Disgraced former Proteus leader Director Thetis received a grant of immunity in return for her testimony and her current whereabouts are unknown.

Project Hestia
In mid 2009 Julie was promoted to Director of Project Hestia, utilizing her powerful pretercognitive abilities to continue the good work of the organization. Julie turned out to be a very controversial Director. Her powerful ability to see into the future proved both a blessing and a boon to the organization. While Julie's ability to predict and anticipate eruption events before they occur gives the organization a huge advantage she sometimes makes very seemingly bad decisions, justifying them with the rationale that her course of action will ultimately be the least disasterous.

Team Tomorrow
The Aeon Council purge of Proteus caused a huge shakeup of the Team Tomorrow roster. Several high profile members resigned including Geisha, the Apollo Kid, and Ana Grace Texeira. The biggest loss to the team, by far, was when Caestus Pax announced his resignation on the room of the United Nations Headquarters. He hasn't been seen since. Fortunately for Team Tomorrow there is no shortage of applicants and they've managed to recruit several high profile novas to take their place, including former Project Hestia member Sonic, former TN2M leader Lit, and former XWF superstars Maxx Mauler and Brownstreak.

Project Proteus
While the Aeon Council has made tremendous strides in purging Utopia of Proteus they are fully aware that that the cabal is beaten but not finished. Several former members of the conspiracy that weren't prosecutable have gone on to work as lobbyists and intelligence agents in governments across the world, and many of the more nefarious novas associated with the organization are still at large.

N! News Update (Various news items pre time skip)

Mark Green Wins Election
November 8th, 2008 - In a speech earlier this morning Randel "Fireman" Portman conceded the 2008 presidential election to Mark Green, despite winning the popular vote by over 500,000. The announcement ended a tense five day standoff as Ohio's ballots were recounted. Despite the narrow results Mark Green gave a fiery victory speech, promising to work with other world superpowers to regulate the use of quantum powers. "The American Eagle party wants the best for America. And so do the Democrats, the Republicans, and the Libertarians. Our disagreements might be spirited, but not hopes. Thank you for the privilege of serving as your next president."

Excerpt from Justin Laragione's Resignation Speech
December 5th, 2008 - "In all my years of public service I have always tried to do what was best for the world. Through this long and difficult year Project Utopia has been tainted by allegations of corruption, abuse, and worse. While I have always had the best of intentions my actions have not always lived up to the oaths I swore to uphold as Project Utopia's international director. While I would have preferred to have finished my term in office out the people of the world have spoken, and their interests far outweigh my own. Therefore, effective immediately I am resigning my position as Director of Project Utopia."

Skye Missing
December 27, 2008 - Section X member Skye has been reported missing after failing to appear at her parents house for Christmas. She was last scene leaving Section X headquarters in Ontario the day before. Authorities have been investigating the dissappearance, but so far have not come up with any leads. If anyone has information about her whereabouts, please contact Section X at projecthestia@gmail.com.

EDGE Launched

January 2, 2009 - Expedited Dispatch for Global Emergencies (EDGE) launched. EDGE is a top-notch emergency medical service with teams prepared for deployment around the globe at a moments notice. Their services are free, and can be requested by any party. EDGE is a peaceful mission only, and does not deploy with any additional security detail to help increase acceptance by local communities. (more)

Blog Highlights (Year end 2008)

Fipteen Minits Taint Over!

And welcome back! For those of you tuning in, this is N!Tropy's Exclusive Year End Review! I'm Brad Harris reporting! Though we have but few minutes, we're interviewing our favorite Dark Goddess of Rock, Tess Turbo! Join us as she takes a break from recording her newest video: Collapse! (more)

Resolution
One hour to the New Year.I find this a useful time to reflect on the past 365 days: What did I leave undone? What would I have liked to do differently? In what ways has the world changed, and in what ways have I? (more)

Retirement
The Board of Directors of the XWF is sad to announce that Tor Fjellanger will be retiring, effective February 21st, 2009. We wish him good fortune in his future endeavors. He will be replaced on the Board by Deng Zemin. (more)

MANHUNT

(The following news report should rightfully concern the parents of "nova" children. Indeed, anyone who considers novas among their family, friends, or coworkers should be on high alert, as clearly these savage demons can turn on anyone at any time!) IMMIGRANT NOVA VICIOUSLY MURDERS HIS OWN MOTHER IN COLD BLOOD!!! (more)

Speeking ov Chriztmos

Speeking ov Chriztmos... wher iz mei hous?Oh, nevrmind. Eit iz burned too thee grouund, that iz wher. Mei bad. Woz eit Johnny? Ei do not think so, he woz too busie dreszing op dollz and haveing cybursexingz with thee Synaps too notic. Synaps, thank yoo for takeing thee Johnny's virginitie, meybe hei wil stoop bugging mei now.Soo for seriouz, who ov you did thiz thing? (more)

Quick Year End Project Hestia Update

Hey everyone! Thanks again for making the Project Hestia PBeM campaign such a fantastic success.

Due to popular demand and the completion of most of the 2008 story lines I am instituting a two year 'time skip.' The game will be resuming in 2011 game time and from this point forward the timeline will be synchronized to real time. Which means if its January 2nd 2008 in real time it's January 2nd 2011 in the Aberrant campaign.

I am preparing a large post detailing the enormous changes to the world, many of which are the result of Player Character actions. There will be major upheaval and changes in all the major factions, and some new ones will be forming.

As players, now is your chance to complete all those long term projects you've been putting on the back burner. Take a leadership role in one of the major existing factions, fake your own death, overthrow a third world dictatorship and take it over, or create a new super team of your own! The sky's the limit. What would you do if you had the power of a god, and two years of time to work on long term goals?

Let me know! Projecthestia@gmail.com



-Jay

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One more quick out of character note. I'll be out of town for about a week in mid January and I'm starting classes while continuing to work full time. So January is going to be a light month in terms of Aberrant updates. I know that you all don't really need me updating to keep producing great material. I will do my best to keep up, post the occasional news item, highlight featured blog items, and answer your emails. Thanks for understanding. :)

N! News 11-3-2008

US 2008 Presidential Election
In less than twenty four hours, americans will be casting their votes in the the 2008 US presidential election. Despite several recent gaffs Randel "Fireman" Portman continues to maintain a slight lead over American Eagle candidate Mark Green, with Libertarian candidate Laura Pendleton and Republican candidate Bernard Morrison edging close behind them. The 2008 election has garnered far more international attention than previous american elections due to its emphasis on foreign policy and nova rights.

Hustle Murders His Mother
Project Utopia and international authorities are on the lookout for Rodrigo "Hustle" Alverez following the grisly murder of his mother at his parents' Washington D.C. home. According to DC Police Chief Paul Brown violence broke out as Hustle's parents, both prominent Church of Michael Archangel advocates, forcefully confronted him about his involvement in the nova lifestyle. "As the argument reached a breaking point Hustle physically assaulted her, cleanly breaking her neck before fleeing the murder scene." Both the FBI and Project Utopia have announced investigations into the matter, and have established a hotline for anybody with leads on the suspect's whereabouts.

Space Elevator

Scientists across the world marveled today as Jonathan "Ace" Myers announced the completion of the world's first fully functioning space elevator. "This is an incredible development," stated nova scientist Spencer "Anateus" Balmer." Ace just made aeronautical history today, and has joined the esteemed company of Charles Lindbergh and the Wright brothers in the world's history books for hundreds of years to come." Not everybody is happy with this development though. In a press conference earlier this morning Russian President Vladimir expressed skepticism about the project. "Nova technologies are strictly regulated by the United Nations and Project Utopia, and we hope that he will comply with all required inspections and international laws."

Featured Blogs

One Month To Election Day
October 4, 2008: With only one month remaining until America elects its next President, time is of the essence to encourage voter turnout and to remind everyone of what is at stake. (more)






Excerpt From Hong Kong Karnage
Announcer 1: “Welcome back to the Xtreme Warfare Federation’s HONG KONG KARNAGE! We are just moments away from the main event of the evening: a red circle tag-team battle between the ‘Stone Badass’ Lance Stryker and his partner ‘Fastball’ against ‘Mustang’ Sally Kellerman and her partner, ‘Metal.’ This is gonna be huge.” (more)


The Power of Tess Compels You
Yeah, it's a fuckin' self whore moment.Ya probably seen this fuckass commercial sommare. If not, ya should have.And shit, I hate that deep voice guy, I totally wanted the Movie-Phone voice dude, but the bitches upstairs wanted their shit.Whatever.Gimme money.And here ya fuckin' goes.RAAAAA!BUY MY SHIT! (more)







My So Called Normalcy
So. In my continuing effort to not be a complete social recluse I'm making this journal public. No one should take anything I write here seriously. I know you're going to do it anyways, but if you think you can predict future events and markets by reading me rant about school and boys I have a few people in Nigeria I'd like you to meet. (more)





My Sister
Some of you might know my sister. She is the Project Hestia Operative, Spore. Yes that means she's a nova and I'm okay with that. Being a nova's no different than being a billionaire. You're just another person doing things the rest of us can't dream about. In Emily's case, she can do things with fungus type lifeforms or as she puts it "talks to molds". It's one of those Aquaman type powers that sounds completely lame unless you see it in action. Obviously she's no match for Pax or Mal but Mushy's full of surprises. (more)





Rook Television Commercial
(Video here)
Mmmmm. I do so love that sweet creamy filling.
Sadly for us both, I've sworn off empty calories.

-Glamora



Expansion
We at the Clayton National Clinic of Asthetic Medicine are pleased to announce our expansion into several major markets. Included in this expansion are two more clinics in New York and Los Angeles, investments in pharmaceutics, and broadcast media. While we may be venturing into many different business ventures, the heart of what we do still revolves around the inner beauty of humanity and bringing that to the surface for all to see. (more)

Featured Blogs

Jean Splicer - Staying the course...

I was offered a job the other day. Not just any job. Some would say it was a dream job. All the perks I have with Project Hestia for at least 3 times the pay. I played it cool but now I have to be honest.

Money does not buy happiness, but it sure takes the edge off. (more)

Holly - Update

I've been meaning to update forever, but I've been pretty busy. I know I come and go a lot, but I haven't joined the teragen or anything. Honestly I'm just really confused about what to do. I mean about everything really, but mostly I think about my interaction with Project Hestia. I could really use some people to talk to if you're out there. Anyway, I'll try and stay in touch. (more)

Ben Boxer - The Concert

If you haven't heard the news already, you will soon: Psychopomp is back from the dead.

I only know this because Tess Turbo hooked me up with backstage passes to his memorial concert in New York. It was a lot of fun, at least at first. The air was practically vibrating from all the energy of the crowd and the performers, and I got to meet a couple of new people including Rook (yes, that Rook!) and author/explorer Gordian Phock. (more)